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[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 hour ago

A reminder to not take life advice from the image posts in a shitposting forum

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 24 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Alcohol doesn't help. Neither does the drugs. Try eating 6 devilled eggs

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago) (1 children)

I find that 30-40 olives get me in the right place when I’m in the pits

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

hold your olives

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You will absolutely not regret eating 7 devilled eggs

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Your life will be so much better after eating 8 deviled eggs

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Your life may even peak at 9 deviled eggs

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Eh, why not, why shouldn't I have a 10th deviled egg?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 29 minutes ago

I mean, the whole dozen is right there.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Ate the devils ass

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago

That's the vegan variant

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems." ~Homer, the philosopher.

If you're not good in relationships, it's best to figure that out, and accept it sooner rather than later. Also, blaming the end of a relationship entirely on the other person, and going on blissfully unaware of your own issues is a good way to repeat your failures. It takes two to tango, take responsibility for your half of the relationship and your mistakes. Decide whether you want to change those things about yourself, if that's even possible, and be aware of what you do in relationships when picking your next potential mate.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago

No no, reading between the lines, happiness comes from having a small dick and a huge truck.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago

Depression comes from alcohol, but the sentiment is correct.