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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints

And then i smoke two more

[–] nop@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points

[–] byte21516@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago

I smoke two Joints

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Possibly the oldest I've ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

“I ain’t got no crystal ball”

It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…

Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked

I took all of that very personally

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pool Shark hits real weird for you I bet

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don’t want to disappoint you, but I don’t know what that is

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A song about Brad's heroin addiction

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, didn’t know you were referring to the song. Sorry.

But… Aren’t they all kinda about his heroin addiction?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. Some are about underage prostitutes.

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or where to find cheap furniture