Two joints and no snacks? Ain't no way I'm sleeping like that dawg, I'd be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.
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Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.
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bro, smokin 2 j's to myself and thinking that i'm not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i'll eat anything remotely edible
Hmmm… edibles
Mmmm... Goblin...
I don't understand how you're supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it's 1:30 am, I have to go to bed...
Shmoke and a pancake?
Crepe and a bong?
Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard
I have never been that high in my entire life.
If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.
someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts
We could call it /c/treehouse
Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread...
I thought that's what we were already doing. Isn't that what social media is for?
I never thought I'd see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.
Smoke 2 joints in the morning
Smoke 2 joints at night
Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
Makes me feel alright...
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.
Oh, my daddy he once told me, "son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
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SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
And then i smoke two more
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Here’s to you, Bradley
Possibly the oldest I've ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band
“I ain’t got no crystal ball”
It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…
Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked
I took all of that very personally
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Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn't for you, then it isn't for you.
Can it be for me then?
I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.
You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)
2 joints
Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.
Like just so much produce.
Become a plant
It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol
90s joints hit different
For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.
Idk bout your area but if you shop around your local dispo's (assuming a legal state) you can still find older strains for sale that lab test under 15%THC. They're way nicer to smoke over longer periods than the industrial 25-30%THC stuff most places push now.
My local dispo has joints with 9% THC and 11% CBD, and I swear, it's just like the 90s shit
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Try cutting it with lavender or camomile. Less weed per toke, good tasting filler that relaxes you.
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At a certain point it's diminishing returns
How much higher are you really going to get after smoking a whole joint
I don't know but I'm willing to do the research
I, too, volunteer for this study. For science! 
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narrator : despite the yound adventurer being giraffes balls, they sought to become bird titties.
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Wouldn't work for me, weed makes me hungry
The trick is to get healthy munchies.
Don't get a pizza, get a grain bowl. Or a parfait. E'rybody loves parfait.
That's what I mostly do but the issue is amount. Proper munchies will easily let me down an entire bag of nuts but that's like a gazillion calories.
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