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Wouldn't work for me, weed makes me hungry
The trick is to get healthy munchies.
Don't get a pizza, get a grain bowl. Or a parfait. E'rybody loves parfait.
That's what I mostly do but the issue is amount. Proper munchies will easily let me down an entire bag of nuts but that's like a gazillion calories.
That's not necessarily munchies....I did that once before I ever smoked, with a 1lb bag of almonds up all night cramming for finals in HS.
Really I didn't intend to stay up all night studying...I spent most of the night trying to pass almond paste through my sphincter. And then sitting uncomfortably and tired through all the tests the next day.
I think that's an anecdote more related to Binge Eating Disorder, which is often linked to ADHD.
Yeah guilty as charged and undiagnosed as fuck. We get by...
While high on 420, I made the questionable choice to spend $100 on pizza. I later realized it wasn't that bad of a choice after all, because I had leftovers for days
I've done the same with Chinese food. I fucking love Chinese food, and it leftovers really well.