this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2026
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If I do that I bet my farts will propel me so hard I'll break the sound barrier

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

You only get farts from dairy? I wish.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Get a cape and put it to good use!

Full on Wietrzyk!