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some wrote A bash script that writes to Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed.
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this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2026
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Ohhh man, he'd hate to hear 128GB DDR5 is just sitting in my basement unused at this time. Building an office/game room and it's disconnected for <1year
Can I get your address, work hours, and mortal weaknesses?
Haha, yes, my address is 123 Main St.
Mortal weakneses, all the normal stuff haha.
That much RAM could pay my mortgage
sticks of RAM will be a currency stronger than the US dollar, just you see.
Funny thing that I sure choose when to buy brand new devices with significant RAM.
I'm going to need a machinegun nest, arent I?