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some wrote A bash script that writes to Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed.
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this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2026
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I think in the mind of the tech bros there is this utopia where AGI would/could fix ALL problems.
You would then prompt AGI-GPT: "Hey we are low on RAM, please fix. No mistakes". Immediately the AIs big brain would find a solution; hordes of autonomous robots swarm out and start working to build factories, mine resources, ~~enslave humanity~~ , build infrastructure... It would build cheap RAM for everyone!
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Then Ram Altman wakes up from his dream and finds a wet spot in his pants.