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The officers also tried to warn residents that a police dog named Loki was present, but their attempts to do so in Spanish were nonsensical, according to court records.

“Pedo policía pedo la madera,” officers repeatedly said, which a translator later found meant, “Fart police, fart the wood.”

Eventually, the officers entered the home and arrested the man they were looking for. After that man’s arrest, the officers entered the bedroom where Guerrero-Salmeron was and commanded the police dog to bite the man. The dog bit Guerrero-Salmeron, who was unarmed, on the arm for about 15 seconds as he held up his tourist visa and ID.

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Sniffing dogs are useful for more than just drugs/explosives, they can be used to help find lost/missing/kidnapped people and find buried bodies.

[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You DO NOT cross train the dogs...where I can't see problems that a cadaver dog would cause, cross training a bomb and drug dog is a disaster waiting to happen

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Put a cross trained drug and bomb dog in the airport and itd probably bring hings to a standstill lol.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Those are called cadaver dogs and like you said very useful for finding people needed to be found.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Given the name, are they only trained for dead bodies, or the same dog also tracks lost people?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In most tests, coin flips outperform dogs for both drugs and explosives.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No fucking way, stop making shit up.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Bees are better and more ethical than dogs.

https://worldbeeproject.org/2023/06/08/training-bees-to-detect-bombs/

You can train them to search for any smell.

But nonorganic methods to "smell" exist too

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well thats pretty cool, but also a far way off from tracking something.

You train a bee to smell a person who was lost on a mountain and they'll be like oh ya, they were here, this spot is great give me my sugar, instead of tracking them and leading you 20km away.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why you have to appoint a head bee guy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's complaining

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Your bottom should appreciate the extra size though