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[–] dog@reddthat.com 31 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T'was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should've just wanked instead.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My bro

You're seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that's been destroying the world economy the last few years as "my bro"?

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 3 points 56 minutes ago

He's just memeing, bro.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

I keep searching for “Chinese spy” on OnlyFans.

[–] moxyy@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago

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