this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] koella@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Huang like a ram

It's imperative that we keep his dick hard as a rock or the whole economy collapses. Quick, post Chinese spy porn or you hate capitalism.

[–] dog@reddthat.com 31 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T'was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should've just wanked instead.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My bro

You're seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that's been destroying the world economy the last few years as "my bro"?

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago

He's just memeing, bro.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

I keep searching for “Chinese spy” on OnlyFans.

[–] moxyy@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

a tale older than the bible.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago

tail as cold as time

huang as old as crime

beauty RAM decrease

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

That's a very sturdy part of the structure.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 hours ago

Load bearing has two meanings!

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 11 points 11 hours ago

I had to audibly laugh. Get an upvote.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to see someone yank that pretty little pecker.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They might have tapes of it

[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh snap, I forgot about the kompromat angle.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago

Does that even work anymore? If anyone has a believable leg to stand on when claiming a deepfake it’s the CEO of Nvidia…