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Guess I am weird. Who the fuck cares where his weenie goes long as he runs the company well?
Edit: between him and his wife. Should be of no concern to anyone else.
It's not that they were doing it, although the affair angle with a spy will get press.
It's more that he was working with her to smuggle GPU units to China, in flagrant violation of export controls.
Estimates are that 20% of corporate revenue was from smuggling.
Bonus: With his influence in the Trump administration, Nvidia worked to quash investigations into doing exactly that.
See more here: https://www.wheresyoured.at/jensens-bizarre-adventure/
It's not that he fucked, it's who he fucked. You don't fuck a spy for the country you are banned from selling the newest shit to.
It seems I have become Emily Litella. I just thought it was about the infidelity.
Edit wrong gif
yoikes
I think it is more a case of, it showed that there is still a weak link in all of this and it is not technological.
I don't care about this kind of gossip level junk, but this for once has potential blow backs. Not that I really care about that either.
Spy.
Whole thing is just stupid IMO.
Found the shareholder!
Well, good thing you don't work in national security
People care because the fate of a huge part of the country's entire economy hangs on that man's penis.