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I don't understand the Microsoft Outage (anarchist.nexus)

submitted 15 hours ago by Tithen@anarchist.nexus to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn't fix the problem?

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 53 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Should just post a question on Microsoft community support.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 73 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

"Hello, I'm a verified microsoft support agent, here to help you with your request! [3 paragraphs of boilerplate] Have you tried turning it off and on again? If you think this was helpful, don't forget to rate me 5 stars!"

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 33 points 12 hours ago

Clearly a fake.

Didn't even recommend »sfc /scannow«.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago

First step is to reinstall windows on an clean, formatted SSD. Obviously

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 16 points 12 hours ago

"with 7 years experience"