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I don't understand the Microsoft Outage (anarchist.nexus)

submitted 15 hours ago by Tithen@anarchist.nexus to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn't fix the problem?

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

So glad I wasn’t working today.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

I wasn't working either. I mean, I was at my desk, but I wasn't working

[–] SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk 7 points 9 hours ago

Depending on your job it could mean a pretty light workload.

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I woke up to alert messages from my company. Logging in now to see how little work I have to do this morning 🤗

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

5 emails instead of 100+, this last weekday is smiling upon me.

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Sadly my Teams seems to be working intermittently, and I can access the documents I need to read on SharePoint, so not a complete write off. Still, no emails, and especially no Jira notifications is a blessing.

[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 5 points 8 hours ago

I shut everything down and went to touch some grass. I'll just tell everyone next week that I couldn't log in ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Seeing Teams online was a let down for sure. I'm not sure how the company would communicate without it. Would have been hilarious.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My conspiracy theory was this this was a deliberate attempt to force users to actually start using Teams instead of email.

The problem with this ploy is that even email that doesn’t work is more useful than Teams.

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 3 points 8 hours ago

Hahaha it seems to be working, Teams here is abuzz!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 11 hours ago

I got a text message from Microsoft at 2am