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You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn't fix the problem?

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 206 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Copilot, fix this outage, make no mistakes

...what? You say copilot is down too? Call the engineers. Where are they anyway?

...laid off you say?

Copilot, do not ask again also.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 52 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It probably won’t be said officially but what are the chances this is due to some vibe coded slip?

[–] GeirGrusom@lemmy.world 29 points 5 hours ago

It's just a big coincidence that software quality slipped at all the major software vendors in the last year or so.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 hours ago

"But Doctor, I am Pagliacci."