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You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn't fix the problem?

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[–] SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Haha, I got to work and its still broken. I read about this last night and though damn why must it happen after I finished work.

Its STILL down! At least they can still claim 99% uptime I guess.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Two nines is a terrible quota.

[–] SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Its not up yet, who knows, 1 nine would be very funny.

[–] decended_being@midwest.social 11 points 6 hours ago

Pretty soon, we'll be asking how many eights Microsoft has.