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Personally I'd prefer to fire him into the sun. Now I'm sure there is no possible way to make a cannon with enough force to fire him into the sun without also immediately vaporizing him. But I say we give it a go anyway.
That's such a waste of energy.
Fire him in to Saturn. Still extremely fatal but he gets a long ride to regret it and we have on fuel by using gravity assists.
Of course, how silly of me.
But why would you expend so much resources on someone's death when a falling blade is just so incredibly efficient
Shouldn't the goal be efficiency here, not extravaganza?
If you want to be efficient just shoot them, the cannon makes it an event. We could have a gala or maybe a fair. Fun for the whole family.