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I HATE email (sub.wetshaving.social)

submitted 4 months ago by weird@sub.wetshaving.social to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

<unwarranted rage No way, BONTO! sucked. You couldn't even Slorp your entire friends list anymore, and they added all of those BONTOgrams for no reason. We disagree on a topic, so I despise you now and your entire genetic line. </rage

But you should really try NeWSlarP, a FLOSS fork of Slorp by the original developer that brings back both SlorpTokens and Schlarpmänner!

[–] revv@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

<unwarranted rage No way...

... </rage

This is the wildest syntax I've ever seen! At first, I thought it was unparsable nonsense. Then I realized that your tags are capital-letter-terminated. Is this from a language I don't know or have you unwittingly cooked up a piece of a cursed programming language? If the latter, I propose Slorp as its name.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Closing > for the tag is left as an exercise for the reader.
unwarranted is a property of the rage tag (the properties are declared before the tag name)

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This... This isn't something you can actually do in HTML is it? I've been doing web development for years and I feel like I'm about to learn some horrifically cursed knowledge...

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Nope, it's a CHTML extension. C for cursed, although that's redundant.

HTML goes <br>

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

oh thank fuck

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

HTML goes <br>

I'm not sure if that's a "machine goes brrrrrr" joke or not. If it is, it's brilliant. XD

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Closing > for the tag is left as an exercise for the reader.

Lmao that's great

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The real answer is that when I closed the tags, they didn't show up in the comment. So I left them open, because it looked utterly ridiculous. But I like your interpretation way better!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 4 months ago

Probably needed to escape them with \

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Your end tag for rage is the wrong way and I do hate you and your entire genetic line now

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Are we just turning into the bug aliens from Rick and Morty?