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[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He already knows this, but of course, like everything else out of his mouth, he can't help but lie. There is no "saying the quiet part out loud", because 100% of what he says is a lie.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Regardless of he knows or not, what openly says just makes him look like an idiot.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

if it looks like a duck...