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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That title was written by The 700 Club.

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 23 hours ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_700_Club

The 700 Club is the flagship television program of the Christian Broadcasting Network, airing each weekday in syndication in the United States and available worldwide on CBN.com.

Not to be confused with The 300 Club.

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

Can I get an Amen Ken?