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Not-so-hot pursuit of burglary suspect sees police cars chase tractor excavator at walking pace (apnews.com)

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Police in South Carolina engaged in a not-so-hot pursuit as they chased a tractor excavator down a main highway for more than an hour at the speed an average adult walks.

The chase reached speeds of 3 mph (4.8 kph) early Sunday morning in North Charleston, police said. [...]

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

i've got this ebike that's pretty cool. one of these days i kinda want to go on a crime spree at 5kph