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Puzzled Trump Says He Has No Idea Why Musk Supported Him in the First Place (futurism.com)

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

If Dear Leader kicks the bucket due to health issues, which is very likely...

This is what we said after 2020, and here we are.

I know the reaper will show up for him someday. I was hoping he'd keel over at the parade today, but so far I've heard nothing along those lines.

But Billy Joel seems to be right: Only the good die young.