badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I came across a video once for a game I can't remember the name of, but the guy was like "I cannot believe they KILLED this game! It's completely unplayable now! Why would they ruin the game like this!?"
What they did: cover character cleavage.
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Stellar Blade gooners worked themselves into a frenzy because they added a triangle of fabric on a bathing suit in the official launch that wasn't there in the demo and I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about despite having never played the fucking game. A man in his mid 50's that spends most of his days complaining about the woke mind virus created a petition to have the bathing suit returned to the previous state if you want a quick laugh. https://www.change.org/p/free-stellar-blade
My man was filtered by the game's box art.