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Florida's plan to replace migrant workers with children falls apart (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 2 days ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This one goes in the mouth and this one... No, wait

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Go away, 'bating!