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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 134 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I... want to see that 9 kg necklace. I mean, sounds like it's just a big-ass chain, but if so, how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 127 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

It wasnt a necklace...

It was a literal metal chain, like steel. Not a gold cuban link chain or something with a huge medallion a rapper would wear.

Apparently this idiot just lived everyday with a 20lb length of chain around his neck for "weight training". The article mentions it was "a topic of discussion" on a prior visit, so it wasn't a one time thing.

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice. Like, they make weighted vests, at least do that instead of putting all that weight on your neck.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 53 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, there was a guy in my town who would run around with one of these around his neck. Similar type of idiot. He would actually run by the strength training gym and gloat to us that we were wasting our time lol, insisting that all we had to do was run around with a big chain.

Hearing about this news story now I wonder if some influencer somewhere started a trend. People love feeling like they found “the secret”

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Would Piccolo qualify as an influencer?

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago

Depends on if we start to see musclebros running around wearing 50 lb turbans.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

It has all the Hallmarks...

Starts with something based in science, but never goes past surface logic and ignores lots of existing and safe options for the most visible and attention grabbing method despite the serious medical flaws from this method.

Even if you stay away from 1.5 tons magnets, that's going to fuck your posture up before it translates to muscular gains.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

This trend spreads by chain letter.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"weight training"

Holy shit, Goku died

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

He'll be back.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

The type of person to do that, is 100% the type of guy to run into an active MRI like he could do anything. Theres no logical thinking going on, and an outright refusal to listen to qualified medical advice.

Darwin, engage!

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Sounds like a possible Darwin award nomination.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

He wasn't allowed in the room.

His wife panicked in the MRI, he charged into the room he was told not to go Into.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Imagine the scene from her POV. She's claustrophobic and having a meltdown because of all the hums and bangs and then her husband comes running in only to get pulled into the machine she is already stuck inside of. He's screaming and can't get pulled free while she is being pushed even harder into the machine she so desparately wants free from - by her husband who is quickly suffocating to death

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

While you wrote an interesting narrative, if you read the article the story is nothing like this, and even from her point of view would have been nothing like this.

She had asked the nurse to call her husband to help her up from the table. She called out his name and he ran in while the machine was still going.

He was pulled into the machine and was freed eventually but suffered multiple heart attacks after being pulled off the machine. The heart attacks are what killed him in the end in a hospital bed far from the MRI machine. He definitely did not suffocate.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 35 points 21 hours ago

It was a knee MRI. She wasn't stuck inside it, she just wanted her husband to help get her off of the table instead of just the technician.

Still a horrible scene though, but not quite as horrific as your first imagining.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

There probably wasn’t any screaming. MRIs exert thousands of pounds of force at close range. You can imagine what thousands of pounds of metal would do to a neck.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago

thousands of pounds of force at close range

https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So tragic, jesus. Also, it was obviously stupid, but in his defense he probably went into fight or flight and wasn't thinking. Unfortunately he paid for it with his life.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

He went in to help her stand up from the machine.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The wife asked to see her husband. I don't think the blame rests solely on the couple. The nurse should've stepped in. I'm also not sure why there wasn't a emergency stop button.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

There was on one that I've been in, not sure about this one.

From my understanding, when an MRI is emergency stopped it doesn't stop immediately, and it causes a lot of damage, so staff are less likely to use it in an emergency. Stupid, yes. But when you're worried about getting fired for hitting a button, you're less likely to think of a situation as an emergency. You would think "chain strangling a man" constitutes an emergency though...

As for the staff not stopping the guy making a beeline for the door with more than just words, I'm not sure. I would prefer staff tackle me to the floor rather than let me blithely walk to my doom. Of course I'm only in my 30s...

The hospital is absolutely partly to blame, especially if they didn't properly convey the danger beforehand. All 3 hospitals I've recieved an MRI from have been pretty insistent about making sure I have no metal on or around me before I go in the doors though.

I'd say it's about 60/40 on the hospital.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

9kg is around 20 pounds. what, did he have a kettlebell as a pendant?

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

the answers to all your questions lie in the article you didn't read

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

The article doesn't really answer much about the necklace though. I want to see a picture of it and understand why the fuck someone would wear it. Like "for weigh training" but what the fuck is he exercising on a random day in the hospital.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Great! Could you kindly extract them to further our article-non-reading habits?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 19 hours ago

According to the article, it was a weight training chain