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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We need a /c/NotFinalDestination, this is literally one of the scenes in the last entry to the franchise.

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

In the case of FD, a different part gets injured in that scene.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Came to say the same. Probably not the first but definitely the first I can remember a headline about.