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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

So glad to find that Lemmy is even less empathetic than reddit was. Real faith in humanity killer. Shocking how many people decided to comment without touching the article, really proud to be here..