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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Surely 9kg necklace isn't something you can just sneak around with, how was he allowed to get close enough to an MRI machine in the first place wearing it?

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

I would need an entourage of physiotherapists if I had the bling to roll with a 9kg necklace.

Imagine how dope my rhymes would be though. A man can dream....

Hospitals aren’t jails or high security government facilities. I could walk around a hospital right now and walk into an MRI room and nobody would physically stop me. I used to work in a hospital and we had a long meeting about signs, because a cleaner didn’t look at the door sign and walked into an MRI room with a metal floor buffer.