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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'
(eu.usatoday.com)
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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Asia's been doing ketchup flavored sweets for a while, it might surprise you. It's literally a sugary tomato vinegar paste as is, you realize.
Just because some people in some part of the world are doing horrifying shit doesn't mean we all need to do horrifying shit.
Don't yuck other peoples yum
What an unhinged response. My floor mats may smell like cum, but I'm not conservative and the only brain rot here is yours.
You are responsible for how you are perceived so I’m gonna stick with my assertion
You realize you're talking about a ketchup flavored smoothie, right?
Man. I’ve Eaten baby squared out of a hot pot in Thailand as a child. I’m surprised they didn’t make this sooner
Touch grass weirdo