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Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes (boingboing.net)

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[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be assault of a police officer and resisting arrest. Looks like that guy in pink was running in slow motion vs the special forces wanna be's wearing 50 lbs of armor and equipment.

Throwing sandwiches should become the new protest en masse.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I think it's just a play on succulent Chinese meal guy (he's dead now).