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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A food the French took from the island of Minorca, Spain.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, aioli is a simple treasure. Mayo is the aborted fetus pumped to life by corpo greed and funneled down the global gullet as a peasant staple. Miller craves the latter like room-temp cum dribbles.

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m a little scared of what this means for Guy Fieri’s donkey sauce

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Scared because you already know the truth, just not the ratio.