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[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 153 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The FDA said it is working with distributors and retailers that received the shrimp from BMS Foods "to recommend that firms conduct a recall," according to the press release.

If the FDA is confident enough to warn us about it, why aren't they forcing a recall?

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Has it occurred to you that some people may like eating radioactive shrimp? They should be free to do so!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I'm upset at these Big Government Nanny State tactics, trying to scare me into not eating the radioactive shrimp which I've heard are actually healthier than regular shrimp.

Can we get DOGE to investigate these guys? Who is bankrolling them to spread misinformation?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Mmm... Spongy jaw...

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I fully support any people who want to eat radioactive shrimp to be allowed to eat radioactive shrimp

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you support their radioactive poop entering the municipal water treatment plant?

The more the merrier.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 23 hours ago

I assume that people who eat at Walmart eat way wose things on the regular

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Radioactive shrimp cured my autism. How dare the LIBERALs try to take away our Freedom Foods! Give me seafood sovereignty or give me death!

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

https://www.fda.gov/food/alerts-advisories-safety-information/fda-advises-public-not-eat-sell-or-serve-certain-imported-frozen-shrimp-indonesian-firm

Says the EPA limit is 1200Bq/kg, and the shrimp are at 68Bq/kg, so its nowhere near the limit. The way I see it I can eat 17.6kg or 38.8lbs of that shrimp before it hits that limit, and I know those limits are conservative for safety reasons, so I can exceed that without too much concern.

Based on some other limits from the NRC and some very rough math I would be willing to eat up to 98000 pounds of that per year. I'll play it safe and take about 2000 pounds of free shrimp please.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is this even an issue in that case, then?

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Makes for a good headline. Radiation is the thing few people understand and most people fear.

I suppose the possibility exists that the number stated is what was found, but if the shrimp was only spot checked then contamination could exist in higher concentrations. Really depends on how it got contaminated which they dont say.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Significantly less than you get from eating one banana.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago

That would require taking responsibility.