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In Zelenskyy meeting, Trump jokes about starting a war to halt 2028 elections (www.salon.com)
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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Born too soon to be drafted into some bullshit war

Born too late to be drafted into some bullshit war

Born just in time to be drafted into some bullshit war

But also

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Never too soon or too late, just privilege.
americans start a war every 5 years.
Afghanistan and Syria failure just finished, ready for the next one to terrorise Venezuela.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love that bottom image, I hope you don’t object to me yoinking it and using it myself?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

By all means. This is the internet, after all