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DHS Secretary Noem says entire southern border wall will be painted black to stop people from climbing it (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 53 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That clip of her standing in front of it, talking about how tall and deep it is, "almost impossible" to scale or dig under, then triumphantly proclaiming that they're going to paint it black to make it harder to climb. Right after saying it's almost impossible to climb.

Oh, and it's already black.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t blame them. MAGAs don’t see color.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They're actually blind ..... blinded with rage

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 4 points 12 hours ago

More like stupidity.