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Calese Carron Crowder Arrested Again For Alleged Butt Sniffing | The Pop Radar (thepopradar.com)

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago

Idunno, sniffing butts in public? I mean, surely there's not even any actual smell to pick up on lol. If I saw some guy running up to ladies in the Walgreens and smelling their asses, like an actual dog, that would 100% register as mental illness to me. Not to mention doing it again while on parole at the very least shows some sort of seriously impaired self-control. I mean, it's not impossible that he's just really pervy and stupid, but idunno.... And regardless, it's a shame that the system won't even attempt to find out