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[–] Zron@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Instead of defund the police, it’s now “run out the police budget”

Is it a crime to buy a vinyl decal for a car that says “rainbow painting” and drive around a city, occasionally stopping near crosswalks to check your phone? I don’t think so.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

The decal should say "Gay Agenda Traffic Services."

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you'll never run out the police budget.

If you managed to even get close to it, government would step in and take more money from starving children and the ill, to keep their fascist oppressors on the streets.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We all literally just saw this happen.

ICE budget is multiplied by 10 because they "ran out of budget"