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Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shooters (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] florge@feddit.uk 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"It's a bit like that movie The Matrix, where the agent can jump into the nearest person and immediately be good to go. We're a little bit like that—but we're the good guys,"

[–] three_trains_in_a_trenchcoat@piefed.social 25 points 4 days ago

At last, zero self awareness, wow.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure this won't have a impact on mental health

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

US: Mental health issue? Here, take a bullet.