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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The fuck guys…you’ll try everything but actually fixing the problem.

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago

Many of us are trying to leave as quickly as possible. You can't fix a society of deeply fucking stupid as this one has become.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

No wait, they got thought listening devices! What if they set them up in schools to listen to everyone's thoughts! Everyone would be safe because you can listen to all teenager's thoughts!

OK let's start...listening to the guy over there..... Wow! Jessica has tits! .....hmmm okay moving on to another kid's thoughts...

Oh shit, nevermind! Nevermind!