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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Good Job, Luigi! You saved healthcare!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

As it turns out murdering a random CEO doesn't fix the deep issues with out healthcare.

CEOs are just cogs in the machine at the end of the day. Investors, the rest of the company leadership and the government are all to blame as well.

It is crazy that it is ok to profit off of denying people care.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

TBH mainly just the government. One specific party, even.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Violence is like duct tape. If it hasn't solved your problem, you didn't use enough of it.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Just keep hitting your laptop, I'm sure it will turn on again eventually.

Violence can solve a problem if you have the correct targets, maybe.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ethics of sabotaging AI are even less murky than the ethics of what Luigi did. We need tech Luigis.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Now we're talking