badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Yep. The less stereotypically "catgirl" you look in a set of kitty ears, the more silly and funny it ends up being. Especially when you respond to the giggles by meowing.
(And the more you look more like a "bear" than a kitty, the funnier a "big cat" joke will be.)
I try to bring Binturong vibes wherever I go (mostly by smelling like popcorn)
Oh, is that those bear-cat things? Those are just bloody adorable and I know I will die trying to hug one.
Sure is!! Only seen one at a zoo once, but the fact that they smell like popcorn has been lodged in my head for decades
I want to hug those cute kitty-bears so much. The fact that they smell like popcorn is just even cuter. Makes the hug even more tempting.