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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (www.jezebel.com)

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they got confused by an exponent or a measurement conversion

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

-Michael Bolton

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Woww is that your real name? Are you related to that singer guy?