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[–] Zier@fedia.io 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Play? Probably not. But he does have a large box of beheaded barbies under his bed.

[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

He keeps the heads with out eyes in his nightstand