So, he doesn’t play with dolls while he’s on the Hill.
Got it.
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"It's called action figures"
They're collectables!
The fact that this administration denied it, tells me it's 110% TRUE.
Yeah, me thinks the lady doth protesteth too much.
I'm not going to read this article because I like to minimize the amount of Stephen Miller in my life, but I'm just going to assume that they're referring to sex dolls.
Heh I think they're referring to regular dolls. I bet he dresses em nice and has tea parties.
I bet he has a race car bed, too.
I haven't heard this one, but if the white house has to come out with a statement, I have to assume he plays with dolls.
Nah, they haven't accused Democrats of playing with dolls so this is probably fake.
Of all the things one could find fault with Miller, porcelain dolls are not even on my list. A man who openly stated that he would have red states send their National Guards into uncooperative blue states without permission, and folks are talking about whether or not he has what sounds like an innocuous if not unusual hobby.
Interestingly enough, it's the attacks like this (similar to Waltz's "weird" messaging) that actually get under fascists' skin. It undermines their (let's face it, performative) masculinity, which undermines their perceived power, and that is everything to them.
Miller wants to be seen as Big Strong Cowboy Man^TM^. Playing with dolls destroys that image. Porcelain dolls drops a Fatboy on that image.
I’ve always been kinda torn on making fun of fascists for that sort of thing, because I personally don’t care whether or not he plays with porcelain dolls but I know he and his supporters A LOT.
I treat it as pointing out the hypocrisy. If you want to do it in a non-derogatory way, you can be overly supportive of his hobby and how he sets an example that men, too, can play with dolls. The more you double down on that, the more it'll piss off the assholes.
But what if, now hear me out, we make fun of him in whatever way will make him miserable.
Space Balls
Miller “liked to play with porcelain dolls.”
Not even like a GI Joe or a respectable Barbie doll? SMH
That sounds like serial killer behavior, ngl.
I don't kink shame. Some people consider their Real Dolls their girlfriends.
Actually, they are called Genestealers and they are the noble resistance heroes of the setting.
Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here. They won't stop talking about the Four Arm Emperor and the Star Gods.
Upvoted for absolute heresy.
I heard Stephen Miller loves dolls
As much as vance loves couches
Welp, i don't except grown-up things coming from this government anyway.
I'm not talking about the "playing with dolls" part but that it is such an issue. Btw, i do play dolls with my 3 years old niece.
Real men will play with dolls cause their comfortable in their masculinity.
I've also heard that Pete Hegseth doesn't use rose-scented skin lotion, and Marco Rubio doesn't like long bubble baths with a glass of wine.
OK South Park, you know what to do!
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
What did you see?
I definitely didn't see you playing with your dolls, again!
Nailed my immediate thought
So lon3star now you see evil will always win because good is dumb
He's not totally wrong
that's really weird.
I was talking with someone yesterday and we wondered,
#where are the Epstein files?
Sounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.
Well, I've never thought about it until now but I've never been more sure that he has regular tea parties with a doll collection.
I wouldnt be surprised, hes very self-conscious, he dyed his SCALP to make it look like he had hair once, until people called out how silly he looks.
You’re right Polly Prissy Pants. We should deport all the brown people!
I agree, Clyde Frog! Send em to Alligator Auschwitz!
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Trump’s biographer Michael Wolff previously said on The Daily Beast Podcast that the president has a less-than-flattering nickname for one of his most loyal henchmen: “Weird Stephen.”
Honestly, even with his brain mostly rotted away now, little glimpses of Trump's idiot-savant ability to bully at a grandmaster level can still shine through sometimes.
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Wow, so Stephen Miller plays with dolls? That's weird.
Yeah, just like JD Vance doesn't "play" with couches. 😄
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