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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 78 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There isn't even an actual gun range; just an empty field people are known shoot guns at. And the outrage seems misplaced that the baseball diamond should be shutdown instead of shutting down dipshits firing guns in the field next to it.

[–] propofool@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Listed in maps as a shooting range... For the Katy police department...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

Fuck The Police!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago

Police training drills are getting too realistic.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you're shooting a gun you are responsible for where the bullets end up.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

Unless you're Dick Cheney, and then the guy who caught the buckshot in his face will apologize for getting his face in the way of your shotgun.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shooting is America's real pastime after all.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I mean I have to give them this one, have you seen a game of baseball?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, which amendment protects the right to BASEBALL?

HAH! Got you there, Commie! Guns win AGAIN!