badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Yeah after that they turned him into darkman. Even with cauterization tho this mf would need..... Ah fuck it its comics
You cant cauterise an infection! Cauterising isnt done to disinfect! You do it to damage tissue in a way that closes it off!
In hollywood it is. Thats how these action heroes survive big gaping wounds in jungles rich with hazards. You wouldn't question them now would you?
Listen i see a lot of stupid bullshit in movies with regards to emergency medicine. The amount of stupid tracheotomies (Which should be called conustomies! Tracheotomy is a bad name!) I see is driving me up a wall. But I think, and please don't correct me, let me keep a little bit of my sanity, that most times when you see a cauterisation done in movies its on someone who is bleeding to stop the bleeding.
You wouldn't happen to be in the medical field too would you?
What gave it away?
Because I get driven up a wall with cauterization as well. Even the hot metal shit I see in movies even the burnt skin will have bacteria. And folks really don't understand how much bacteria is on there
That's why the medical thing to do is to take two cauterizations a day for two weeks or until your doctor tells you to stop! In case of overdose, visit your dermatologist immediately!
...... @Keld@hexbear.net is gonna lose it when they see this
Evilsandwichman is recommending following the doctor's advice and consulting a specialist so im forced to stan
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I don't like it any more than you do. But it is what it is.
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