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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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"Boomer guitarslop" if it's from the 70s

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 20 minutes ago

That's the Grateful Dead, Phish

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 2 points 35 minutes ago

All jazz subgenres are either guitarslop, keyslop or hornslop depending on which instrument takes the lead most of the time. Vibraphones count as keyslop. If no one stands out in particular it's instrumentslop.

Instrumentslop can be further divided into elevatorcore if it's simple and egomaxxing if it's not theory-gary