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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (4 children)

...CEO?

The IRS isn't a business. They don't sell a good or service.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

They now sell subscription based tax breaks and priority enforcement goon squads against uppity competitors.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is what they wanted. They wanted Trump to run the government like a business. They somehow think businesses do well after Trump pulls his cash. They somehow think the government should be run for profit as if the government will pay them. They somehow think the grift was anything other than firing half the staff to cut costs and then fleeing the company a year later right before the listing ship keels over from the weight of mismanagement. They somehow think they'll be C-level once Trump empowers them.

They somehow think they won't be the fat trimmed for efficiency.

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Oh, it’s for profit but I’ll let you guess whose.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

Just wait.

Ads everywhere they can place them? Yes.

Services for sale, like priority handling of returns and other filings? You bet!

Want special treatment in tax court? (Wink wink, nudge nudge) Sure, what's wrong with that?

Fuck, I hate all of this so very much.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah. Just what I was thinking.