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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

Jordan Peterson isn't a dumbass, he's a fucking idiot, completely different, dumbasses are fun and have redeemable qualities about them, we don't know what we're doing, but we're having fun doing it, fucking idiots are just miserable sacks of shit with no redeemable qualities at all.

But I could be wrong , I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I would describe the difference by how the person responds to the labeling.

A shrug or even bettter a smile, that's a dumbass and they know it.

An angry or defensive response, that's an idiot and they cannot accept it.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Dw nobody does and never have. Bet your a cool guy 😎. Have a good 1.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure. You are the one confused about you being Jordan Peterson or not.

I guess that the question boils down to to having redeemable qualities. At least using your own definition.

If you have them then you aren't Jordan Peterson, of you don't than I have bad news.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It was more a joke about me smoking weed and not being able to keep a room tidy for shit.

But just for the record: I do not, have never, nor will ever agree with the views of the crying lobster benzo bitch boy named Jordan Peterson, not in this reality or any of the other realities where he spouts this insane shit through more tears than an onion cutting convention.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I was pretty sure you had redeemable qualities, I was joking too, as I was pretty sure you weren't actually Jordan Peterson ;)

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I just wanted to talk shit about Him more.

Like I don't understand how these people think he's amazing, he's the worst representation of good mental health I've seen since I looked in the mirror, it's like a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs.... Wait, he is a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs and clean your room.. Of course cleaning your room is going to make you feel better you fucking moron, he needs to go back into that induced coma for a while.