Oh good, the spells are working. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I never wanted him to get sick. I just wanted him to stop forcing his opinions on the public. Can't he just holler at the TV like most older folks?
Up yours woke moralists!
They should probably get him out of the hospital and bring him to a priest /s
Man I hate crackheads, so it's OK to do drugs as long as you're "in". OK.
I don't like the man, he seriously sucks, but he needs an official wellness check. He's clearly becoming increasingly mentally disabled and things like this keep happening in his daughter's custody.
That's not a spiritual attack, it's mold induced pneumonia in a man with brain damage. He could easily be less capable of resisting the mold. Why the fuck was a man with brain damage trying to clean a moldy room without assistance‽
Like, seriously for all I hate the man I really get no joy from this, I don't want him taken away as punishment or anything, I'm mostly concerned for him. I don't think that the Peterson of a decade ago would be putting the Peterson of today in these positions.
Damn the replies to your comment are wild.
I agree with everything you say. I hate this man but I am not as petty as to think this is funny or that he should die.
I don't like the man, he seriously sucks, but he needs an official wellness check
An American style wellness check
By a SWAT team?
too disciplined, lower the training
Im not concerned for him and I hope he fucks off and dies. The world would be better without him
He absolutely would if he thought he belonged to one of the out-groups to be persecuted. This fucker has shown no empathy towards others and has played a big part in the rise of fascism we're seeing today. He deserves no pity.
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My empathy is with the mold in this conflict.
Yeah, I mean seriously. What did the mold do to deserve being exposed to this asshole?
How would you define mold? How would you define conflict? How would you define is? That's what I thought.
(Kermit voice) What do you mean by mold? Mold in the metaphysical interpretation is a the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves. Mold is the hidden predator that consumes even the dragon, the darkness that reflects the greater unknown that surrounds even the leviathan. If you take Moby Dick for instance, mold is the true antagonist, the great depths that surround and threaten both the protagonist, your physical self, and the whale, your metaphysical antithesis! It’s perplexing and I’m just on the verge of being able to understand it and perceive it, it’s right on the verge of my limitations to understand! tears up
Real good! I felt like I was listening to him being interviewed.
Or any other psychology prof on any campus.
Some of my best friends are mold.
I think it is quite entertaining. The part I get no joy from is how his fascist followers still clings to every word he says despite himn being clearly completely unhinged.
Hopefully this kills him. The world will be a better place for it.
I want him to die.
Fuck sympathy for these scum.
The world would be better off without him in it. Let him rot to death in mold and elder abuse, he deserves worse.
I’ll save my tears for the victims of his.
Nah, fuck that fash, he's welcome to follow his leader any time.
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So, the champion of cleaning your room :
- Is addicted to drugs
- Can't keep a room tidy for shit.
Amazing.
Man I hate hypocrites he can easily hire someone. Cheap cunt
It's always projection with these people.
Am I Jordan Peterson?
I fucking hope I'm not.
Idk name checks out
Jordan Peterson isn't a dumbass, he's a fucking idiot, completely different, dumbasses are fun and have redeemable qualities about them, we don't know what we're doing, but we're having fun doing it, fucking idiots are just miserable sacks of shit with no redeemable qualities at all.
But I could be wrong , I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore.
Dw nobody does and never have. Bet your a cool guy 😎. Have a good 1.
I'm not sure. You are the one confused about you being Jordan Peterson or not.
I guess that the question boils down to to having redeemable qualities. At least using your own definition.
If you have them then you aren't Jordan Peterson, of you don't than I have bad news.
It was more a joke about me smoking weed and not being able to keep a room tidy for shit.
But just for the record: I do not, have never, nor will ever agree with the views of the crying lobster benzo bitch boy named Jordan Peterson, not in this reality or any of the other realities where he spouts this insane shit through more tears than an onion cutting convention.
I was pretty sure you had redeemable qualities, I was joking too, as I was pretty sure you weren't actually Jordan Peterson ;)
Yeah I just wanted to talk shit about Him more.
Like I don't understand how these people think he's amazing, he's the worst representation of good mental health I've seen since I looked in the mirror, it's like a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs.... Wait, he is a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs and clean your room.. Of course cleaning your room is going to make you feel better you fucking moron, he needs to go back into that induced coma for a while.
So much for “clean up your room”.
Is this real ?
Lmfao that quote is incredible
as well as a spate of neurological issues that have apparently left him unable to regulate his emotions.
How can they even tell? He is just like that.
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