badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Unfortunately, I am unable to confirm the veracity of your claim as it rests upon pure misinformation. Indeed, mere contact with the soap is not what cleans your feet, especially since they would simultaneously be in contact with the filth which has been scrubbed from the rest of your body. As a great man once said: "No scrubbing, no right to clean feet." This kind of misinformation is deeply troubling, as even the most mundane aspects of life are not spared from being the target of lies and inaccuracies online.
[CW: Racism]
However, the more important is the subject, the more pervasive are the lies. Thus, the issue of white genocide in South Africa—possibly one of the gravest humanitarian catastrophes since the Holocaust—is almost entirely misrepresented by users on every social media platform and by most media outlets, with the complicity of the black government. If nothing is done, there will soon no longer be any white inhabitants in South Africa; and so far, the media's silence on the issue has only permitted the worst atrocities to stay unnoticed by the general public. While the Washington Post is complicit in this silencing of the truth, it nevertheless illustrates—in more ways than one—the situation in South Africa perfectly with its slogan: "Democracy dies in darkness."
Out of character
I don't know how far it is acceptable that I take the GroKKK bit. I added a CW for racism in the "Democracy dies in darkness
" part, but I can understand why it wouldn't be acceptable regardless of whether or not there is a CW, as I'm not reposting or quoting an already existing Grok quote but making one up. On the one hand, it is obvious that the joke is that GroKKK has been trained on so much racist material that he cannot see "Democracy dies in darkness" as anything else than a racist dogwhistle; on the other hand, that joke relies on GroKKK saying something racist... So if it isn't acceptable I will delete this part and refrain from such wording in the future.