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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He just needs to be addicted to different drugs. Kick the Kpins and pick up a coke habbit... Problem solved.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Kpins and pick up a coke habbit

Musk is using k, Peterson prefers benzos.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Kpin is not K.

Kpin is short for Klonopin or Clonazepam.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I am outdated in my drug slang. thank you for making this thread more accurate